Welcome to the online instance of the world-renowned The Daanberg Institute for the Advancement of the Understanding of Theory and Practice of Staged Recovery Database Network Architecture and Design.
Here at the Institute, we endeavor to fashion young minds into carefully crafted and collectible adult career-minded team players with an emphasis on paradigm-shifting and goal-oriented process scalability. We firmly believe that every child can be taught to become better, whether they are healthy, wealthy, attractive, charismatic, or even athletic. No child will be turned away on account of over-qualification; only by serving the smallest topmost percentile can we hope to serve the nation, nay, the world, as a whole.
Please, have a seat and take a walk around. There is much to see, and we can only bear your presence for so long. We know that you’ll be impressed, perhaps even intimidated, by all that we have to dangle before you. Only when you have been completely humbled by our manifest superiority of taste, affluence, refinement, breeding, intelligence, and general sang-froid will we allow you to depart without your progeny and return to your life of online casino USA and lukewarm re-heated microwave ‘cuisine’.
Here at The Daanberg Institute for the International Achievement for the Advancement of the Arts, Letters, Sciences, Portfolios, Profiles, Careers and Dispositions, we recognize that you have played some small part in the raising of you child, and for that we exercise restraint and a measure of condescending tolerance as we walk you, rather briskly, back to that underpowered domestic vehicle in which you made your ignominious arrival.
At our online Institute for the Advancement of Achievement in the Collated Fields of Classical Academic Discipline and Arts, you will soon discover that all of our courses, resources, information, and other helpful material may be found elsewhere, along with all of the spacebooks and facepages and online slots. We were among the first in the nation, if not the world, if not the totality of all that could ever be conceived of as existing in any possible definition of the term, to dismiss as superfluous the many uses and possibilities of both the modern computer and the Internet as a whole.
Should you have any questions, don’t hesitate. Never hesitate, unless commanded by the faculty and/or staff of the Daanberg Institute for the Continuing Achievement of the Advancement of the Cognitive Development of Inter-Disciplinary Theory and Process.
