Here at The Daanberg Institute for Business, Executive, and Financial Status Achievement Arts and Sciences, we’re not all about the business world. We’re not even all about the online casino USA.
We know that every well-rounded young executive needs to present a semblance of wide-ranging interests, and for seven years we have been proud to offer as full a compliment of non-business-related coursework as humanly possible under the circumstances.
- College of Architecture
The Daanberg College of Architecture is an international leader in preparing the executive (or his wife) in the fine art of architectural meddling. After even a single semester at the college, you (or your wife) will be able to draw up plans that will surely cause your expensively-trained and underpaid hired architect to force a smile until you’re out of earshot.
- College of Education
A perfect place for you wives of tomorrow to learn the skills that you will need to become teachers as briefly as possible before moving up into administration and parlaying that into some sort of consulting hobby while your husband is pursuing the really important career. Online slots and electives in philanthropic and charitable foundations available!
- College of Engineering
Truly, tomorrow is today’s technology. Recent tends have alerted us that far too many capable engineers have become aware that executives are merely pretending to understand them; to serve that gaping hole, we created the Daanberg College of Engineering, where anyone, even the retarded, can learn to fool technical types into believing that you may be somewhat suited for your current technology management position.
- College of Humanities
Art. History. Philosophy. Literature. Music. Drama. Some inefficient colleges offer these as majors, or even dedicate all of their resources to one of these fields. At Daanberg, we have our priorities right where they should be. We can teach you everything that you need to know or bluff about everything meaningful that human beings have ever accomplished in as little as one semester (at least two semesters for truly demanding fields such as Sociology, Theory and Metatheory, Semiology and Semantics, or Communications).
